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charlylovesbbw: housewifeswag: heirorocks: housewifeswag: this is a love story. She makes my vagina wet and my stomach hungry. life goal unlocked. Watching a sexy fat chick eating cupcakes!?!?! Could life get any better!!!!! The answer is no!

moneyman4u2: Prior to my current GF, i had a FWB. This is a true caption. She has told me repeatedly…that if my girlfriend and i break up…she wants to own me. I would be her chastity slave. Serving her with my tongue…giving her all my money…I

teratomarty: I’m in a book! My pal Dylan wrote and drew this graphical biography of six queer FTM chaps, and my life story is in there! OK, not my WHOLE life story. Mainly just the bit where I came out. It includes my sordid sex life and a

bimbosminder:Just a few more minutes, she reasoned. She could take another story or two, right? It was just a fantasy. Just something that helped her get off. Sure, it was misogynistic as hell and it could be kind of creepy if she really thought

ibuzoo: The secret history for @aramisky I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.

This is what the first line of my life story would be.

lumpyspacepizza: cuddlingandcumshots: THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE BOYS TAKE NOTE. INDEEDY.

meowstudios: lexi—cakes: psycho-s-i-s: the-art-of-fangirling: annikapaap: I am this cat could this be any more accurate this is literally me story of my life

octobersparrow: mythicgeek: This is never not funny rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens story of my life

fuckyeahtattoos: This is my Toy Story tattoo. I’d have to say it was the worst tattoo experience of my life, but it was totally worth it. I know it’ll fade but that doesn’t really matter. Toy Story was a huge part of me growing up and I’ve

wwhatevver-ampora: breakfromthecity: this is literally the story of my life my fucking life story.

fuckyeahtattoos: To remind me that this is my life, and my story. When I look at this, I remember that I am strong, and that I, not those around me, am responsible for my own happiness. And by that same token, no one can bring me down. I’ve got this;

igirisu: sanguinehero: magicphilharmonic: kirk-to-enterprise: makemestfu: STORY OF MY LIFE. ^^^ EXACTLY. this Hear thumps in the shower—the whole family is being attack; contemplate how good of a weapon a heated straightening iron can be

spookyfbi: suckmydestiel: OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY.

ohcaptainmycaptain1918: hersheywrites:ayejiahchillout:I feel very attacked by this postBruh. The one standing in the cart to get stuff off the shelf is my #1 move. There we go. I will never relate to another Tumblr post more than this one.

relatablepoetryandquotes: “I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.” - Donna Tartt, The Secret History

wwhatevver-ampora: breakfromthecity: this is literally the story of my life my fucking life story.

cuddlecafe: o hell ya im losing followers for being ugly this is a dream come true ^.^

amx004qubeley:ninastestanin:christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. NO!!!!

artemiese: “I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.”The Secret History as a ‘50s film classic

malfoyisms: DO YOU EVER GET SAD REMEMBERING THAT YOU DIDN’T GET TO THE QUICK ACTION FAST ENOUGH IN ASSASSIN’S CREED 2 AND JUST LEFT LEONARDO HANGING IN VENICE WHEN HE WANTED A HUG AND HE JUST STANDS THERE WITH HIS ARMS HELD OUT AND YOU PRESS TRIANGLE

inkbirddraws: this is literally the story of my life with both my sexuality and my dislike for kids Hi mom I’m lesbian and despise children “its a phase, you’ll grow out of it / you’ll eventually like kids / in a couple of years your motherly

margaretelizabethcarter: “And Peggy” the story of my life

lindsaylohoean:i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i of felt that? was I there when it happened?

My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s

stripesandteeth: saiph-and-sound: vividcandybittertea: saucykid: my life story me the past week my entire existence me right now

grimdarkthroes: no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

kougyokuuu: “wow i really want this anime merch i wonder how much is 6,825 yen?” *looks it up* “nevermind”

mustangminiskirts: Alright, so this is gonna be a story about life so sit down and listen up. I’m a 19 year old college student, female. My parents raised me on a code of chivalry just as they would if I were a boy because hey, it’s not about male

kellykitka: This is my life. This is my story.

spookycouture: cliterallysame: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none this story honestly changed my life I CANNOT BREATHE!!! MY STOMACH IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

thegoddamazon: 2damnfeisty: kyssthis16: Welp………. Y’all better get into this gospel! This is basically the story of my life.

fuckyeahtattoos: To remind me that this is my life, and my story. When I look at this, I remember that I am strong, and that I, not those around me, am responsible for my own happiness. And by that same token, no one can bring me down. I’ve got this;

brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*

theblackoaksyndicate: One of my life goals is to help start an ethical porn company. Where the actors all agree to work with each other, safe words are mandatory, as well as condoms. Everything is halted once the word “no” or “stop” is uttered

That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

skinnygalore: underwater-andbreathing: apheli0n: but this is the story of my fucking life when I get my G2 i’ll do this all the time! Totally doing this.

deanwinchesterhasbeenlost: carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: supernaturallytimelocked: fallen-angel-bedfeathers: i am the youngest of 3 and I have done this AT LEAST once As a middle child, I can say this is my life story in a nutshell AS THE OLDEST

Taylor always gave us an incredible albumsAnd this one, is such a masterpiece!! I felt like there was a little pieces of my life story on each song. Thank you Taylor. ---Love, M.

kay-shutup: darshanapathak: Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything Wow this is my life story

thebluefloof: smooth-writes-art: vexstacy: officialvarrictethras: biggest issue with being an artist and a gamer draw or play games The struggle is real This relates to me on a spiritual level Hnnnnnng, story of my life. :v

femmesorcery: iwannabeadored: femininium: my gf is volunteering as a k-3 counselor at a day camp for trans/nb/gnc youth & their families, and she’s been telling me all of these absurdly sweet stories abt the babies and i cannot handle them omg

this-is-my-beautiful-secret: the–normal–people–scare–me: perfume the story of a murderer (2007) Esa película o:

clcooper125: running-to-half-crazy: mare-moment: mare-moment: My snapchat story y’all WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH THE LAST ONE HAHAHAHAHAHA This is my life

STORY OF MY LIFE AT KUMON. wake up on saturdays thinking “yay its saturday” then 11 rolls around and im like fml kumon and then i get there and its fun for the next 1-2 hours. then by then i am sooo hungry and im like screw this i want taco

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: samdirector24: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bj4134: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bigmeansweatydyke: la-malefique: That is so cute. DEAD FROM CUTE 0w0 this is the love story content I need in my life! SO CUTIEFUL So

thegingerpowers: Whether I’m cleaning house, shopping, or writing my next story this is my life…

mouthopencuntwet: I love how tiny this guy is compared to her. This is my life story

straightwhiteboystexting: I LOVE WHEN YOU GUYS MAKE THESE THANK YOU

the-vashta-nerada: nO I JUST SNEEZED AND I HAVE MY PERIOD

I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and was like goddamn how do I look this good?! #1 I wasn’t wearing my glasses. #2 I apparently did a horrible job of removing my makeup from the night before. Moral of the story: always remove makeup

Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job

passion fruits and love

megvnmvrie: dokidoki-jennu-hime: 2treehill: This is so funny honestly “fuck you mom!!!!! fuck my life!!!!” Story of my life basically me

kakashiismypuppydaddy: no-life-narutard: I loved this scene because it’s shows you don’t have to hate the world even when it seems the world hates you.. But seriously, this is why Kakashi is my favorite. This is a guy given more reasons than any

This is my life, my story

darkness-consumed-me: darkness-consumed-me: My life story right here This post has been stolen so many times. Ha my old watermark (url) is there. This is my poem.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ticcytx: Kiss it Goodbye: special #2 - Pancakes I’ve worked on these characters and their story in the past year, and I think I’m ready to finally show them online o/ What is this about? An original wlw love story with

deceivable: this song is my life story

[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..?‘A-ah no, Thank you..my name is

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